Written by Sara Conway
1) You think phones are supposed to look like this.
2) You try to pay with LEGO® and rice cake crumbs.
3) You still won’t get to drink this hot.
4) You will sniff this and it probably will be poo.
5) You think clothes are supposed to look like this.
6) If you serve this biscuit it will cause World War 3.
7) This spoon will create a riot.
8) If going to the loo was an Olympic sport you’d win every time.
9) Happiness is…
10) You miss them already and almost consider waking them up. But you won’t. *Tiptoes softly out of the room.
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