…And we drunkenly tread on them and break them
At my friend’s wedding I dared another friend to do a shot of my breast milk. She did it!
You know those fidget spinner things all the kids have? My daughter got one in a party bag and I found it quite therapeutic, so I took it to work. Now she can’t find it, and I haven’t told her that Mummy stole it!
I sat on the loo and watched my toddler unravel a whole toilet roll and drag it around the upstairs of the house, just so I could have 5 minutes peace!
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