Today, the team is showing us how to turn a paper plate into this rather dapper duck.


I will be doing this with Grace, with the tune to In the Night Garden lodged in my brain. It’s looping over and over and driving me completely insane. But not as insane as when the small person was smaller and I had the Vtech songs pinging around in my empty mind cave. There was a singing happy, hungry, sleepy bear, which is now very much a ‘gone to the charity shop’ bear. It would have been a dead bear but it was built to withstand being bashed on the ground. And I never could figure out how to get the batteries out.

Anyway, I have massively digressed. This duck is really very excellent. And it doesn’t make a sound.